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Coochie cooh...This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going coochy cooh...?" asked the wife.
The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie...but the bar.... you know...the frozen glass..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?" She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, thedirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words cutie pie?...HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"
The TruthA group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. - We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside. So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
KUN INSINÖÖRI SANOO:
- vuosien intensiivisen tutkimuksen jälkeen,
- lopullinen versio saadaan tämän vuoden loppuun mennessä,
- projekti on hiukan aikataulusta myöhässä,
- projekti on hallinnassa,
- suuren luokan teknologinen läpimurto,
- olemme palkanneet uusinta alan tietämystä,
- koetulokset olivat erittäin rohkaisevia,
- pieniä modifikaatiota tehtäneen,
- parempi kuin suurten yhtiöiden tuotteet,
- nuorekas tiimimme,
- korkeaa teknologiaa,
- alkukankeuksia on ollut,
- teknistä tietämystä pitää hankkia lisää,
- normaaleja lastentauteja,
- täysin uusi
- odotamme johdon tulkintaa asiasta,
- yhteensopiva aikaisemman version kanssa,
- lujarakenteinen,
- vuosien kehittelyn jälkeen,
- energiaa säästävä,
- helppohuoltoinen,
- teollisuusstandardien mukainen,
- ei mikään halpa muovinen jäljitelmä,
- suunnittelu kotimaista laatua,
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I am a Swedish Virus. Aiempien viikkojen vitsit voit lukea täältä. 28.7.2000
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