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EarsA businessman quite weary from weeks of travel checked into a hotel and was given the keys to Room 211A. After the deskclerk gave him directions he boarded the elevator and pressed #2 for the second floor. After 10 minutes of failing to locate his room in the maze of hallways he suddenly spotted an absolutely beautiful lady wearing nothing but a very sheer and sexy little robe posing by her door. Deciding that his room location could wait he walked down the hall and began a polite conversation with her. After a few minutes of 'small talk' she tilted her head for a moment and looked down the hallway. Then she said, "Perhaps you should step inside because I think I hear someone coming". Being more than happy to do so the man stepped into her room and sat on the end of the bed. She shut and locked the door then approached him with a sexy glint in her eyes as she untied her little robe and let it fall to the floor.
Then she asked, "What do you think is the most developed part of my body"? He replied, "Well, remember when you and I were at your door and you said you thought you heard someone coming? .... It was me".
SheetsAn extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?" Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"
VaatteetRintaliivi on vaatekappale, joka pitää sen, mitä villapusero lupaa. Sanottiinpa minihameista mitä tahansa, niin ne ovat ainakin tehneet miehet kohteliaimmiksi. Harvemmin näkee miehen työntyvän minihameisen naisen edelle bussin ovella.
Ennen kuin
Mies tuli töistä kotiin, lösähti laiskanlinnaan telkkarin eteen ja sanoi tylysti vaimolleen:
Lipsahdus
Psykiatri selitti potilaalleen, mikä on freudilainen lipsahdus.
Musiikkia miehen korville
- Sinä olet niin seksikäs krapulassa. Aiempien viikkojen vitsit voit lukea täältä. 3.11.2000
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